Friday, December 18, 2009

Keeping Score

I frequent a political message board that is dominated by many, many people who are ultra-conservative. I decided to take the posts one of them made for an entire week and edit the titles down to phrases and idea snippets. Without changing the order of the posts, I laid these chunks out to create a stream of consciousness poem.

Keeping Score

Really?
Jim DeMint
"Real" conservative?
Opinion piece
Hit job
Calling pubs racist???
Redefining what it is
Advocating making legislation
Stating his own beliefs.
You may not agree
The Red Avenger
Obama's Marxist ideology....
They SAY
No public option
Medicare expansion
Olbermann
No Liberal media...
A more wretched hive of scum and villainy
The climate is in the noise.
Wasting your time.
Media can impact elections.
Speaking out against people
Speak ill of the dead?
Obama's Marxist roots
Claim to be libertarian
Support government expansion?
Choose to ignore history
That’s your choice
TEA party movement?
Bush’s low approval
No effect
But seriously…
Complain about incumbents
A serious movement comes
Dropping lower each day
Global Warming is NOT man-made...
Climategate's
Stubborn Facts
Laughing at that fool.
Garbage troll posts
Waiting with baited breath
No hate here.
MAN-MADE GW?
Manbearpig
Ron Paul
Ben Bernanke
TIME 'Person of the Year'
Senate Chaos
Tom Coburn
Forces Removal
Single Payer Amendment
Climategate Fallout
Manbearpig
There for a reason
Manipulate data
Ulterior motives?
Say it ain't so
Considerable influence
Obama
$1.1 trillion
Obama
Federal Government
'Will Go Bankrupt'
I dont know about "love"
Many men
happen to be black....
The most radical left-wing POTUS ever
Media LOVES
The 'war' within the Republican Party..
Pro Innocent Life
People really are guilty....
Bush-hater
Murdered the unborn.
Complaining about juries.
Anti BIG government
Jury?
Arguing with an idiot
The law of the country
Slavery was OK.
Not a deflect at all.
The law is on your side..
Justify slavery
Human
Makes you uncomfortable
I understand.
Unborn
About as innocent as you can get **
"Wrongheaded"
Protect unborn babies.
Agree with Dean?
Less than surprised.
Jobless claims
Rise unexpectedly....
Smarter-than-thou leftists...
Peace.
Sit back and wait.
Throughout history
Mass murder and genocide
They are human
DNA...
Use history as my guide.
Did you have anyone in mind?
Manbearpig
Didn’t see that
Did
Lib
A reason for his
Enterpriser
Proud Flag-Waving Communists
March in Copenhagen
Stop Global Warming.....
The Public Option
41 Seconds
Are stuck in our head....
AGW alarmists,
Communists...
Support the cause of the soldier
"Fags go to hell"
Give them any
The Debt Limit
Made Simple
Really?
Robert Byrd?
Communists and AGW promoters
Connected at the hip.
Pretty easy to see.
Makes no sense.
Communists fled
Obama uses a lot of communist rhetoric
Communists have moved
The "Green" Movement?
Chris Rock
Certainly something worth
"Social justice"
"Spread the wealth"
Demonizing anyone
There's no comparison!
People dominated
Communist rhetoric.
Demonizing profiteering
Communist rhetoric.
Primarily communists.
Was that not obvious?
People waving Hammer and Cycles [sic]
"Spread the wealth around"
Joe the Plumber ring a bell?
Hard definitions
Have a conversation just to ask stupid
Communism believes
Command and control economy.
Bad lip syncing!
Nine Months After Stimulus
49 of 50 Have Lost Jobs
Chris Matthews
Change Constitution
51 Votes in Senate
Why do libs always get so angry
Launch person attacks
Policies fail
Purpose of using the pejorative?
An emotional reaction.
Vengeful or petty?
Obama
"Keeping score"

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